Do Not Buy This Gift If…

Today’s DealPulp deal is $20 for a custom Mini-Rap Verse from Heart-Raps.com. They’ll write “beautiful hip-hop verses” for your special someone in the style of your choice.

However, I must caution you. Do not buy this gift if…

  1. You have ever sung a Vanilla Ice song in a karaoke contest.
  2. And won.
  3. By choice, any incarnation of your nickname includes the word, “Dawg.”
  4. If you’ve ever had to ask, “I can beatbox pretty well, right?”
  5. You think the singing duo Milli Vanilli was robbed.

 

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